Lying About How Big It Is – Penis Size

Why do guys lie about penis size?

Yeah, I know the obvious answer – because they’re trying to impress whatever girl whose pants they want to get in. And because of their own insecurity issues regarding their actual size.

But seriously, think about it for a second.

Besides how idiotic it is to use that as some kind of pickup line, what do you think is going to happen when you drop your pants for that girl?

You really think your lie is going to have her so totally duped that she’s going to think your 5 inch average penis is a monster twice the size? Think again Obi Wan, the Jedi Mind Trick ain’t workin’ this time.

Oh, you’re not gonna let her see what size it is, is that it? You’re going to make sure the lights are out when you have sex, and just slide it in when she’s not looking. Yeah, that sounds real good. We can’t feel a thing down there and would never be able to tell *yawns*

Or did you just figure that if you’ve gotten that far she’s somehow obligated to go the rest of the way. Think again. Lying about anything doesn’t go over big with a girl, especially when it’s a big lie about a little thing. You’re not just opening yourself up for rejection, but also humiliation. (Though I suppose if your fetish is small penis humiliation, you’ve set yourself up great.)

If you lie about what you’re packing, all you’re doing is focusing more attention on it.

You’re better off being honest. Girls like honesty and especially confidence, and a guy who says his cock is average, or maybe tells a slight lie by saying it’s a little above, is better off than the guy who is totally full of crap.

Especially because girls do talk. Talk a LOT. And if you piss a girl off with a lie about your penis being huge, she IS totally gonna tell all her friends how full of it you are. Yes, we like to tease guys, but we also like to laugh at them too. When you act like dorks or lie like fools we tell one another, so beware.

And remember, if you lie to us about how big it is, we might lie to one another about how small it is. Suddenly you go from average size to a micro penis laughing stock.

As a stripper I’ve heard all kinds of nonsense from so many guys. I swear, if the numbers I hear were true the average penis length would hover just under a foot. It’s to the point that many of us, when a guy says he’s like 10 inches, we say – “wow, you’re making me sooo hot!!! Show me. Yeah, right now, show me. I’ve just GOT to see it. Take it out now.” Boy does the look on his face shift fast then LOL. 90% freeze up and turn red. The other 10% get our undivided attention 🙂 LOL

If your cock isn’t impressive, make other things about yourself incredible. And give that tongue a good workout. Most girls cum from clitoral stimulation, not penetration during sex anyway. And focus on the right spot, THAT’s what we want you to tease with your tongue. The kind of bathes we like come in tubs, not slobbering men.

Besides, while a one night stand is all about sex, for anything beyond that, most girls just want to be treated decently. You guys can be real jerks. Treat a girl with some respect and consideration and you’ll find that goes a lot farther than the inch extra you wish you had.

Thing is, you’re as stuck with what you’ve got as all the rest of us are stuck with whatever we like and don’t like about ourselves.

I’m not gonna lie. Like I’ve said here before I’m something of a size queen when it comes to penis length – meaning I like them big. But I’ve been with all different sizes and good sex requires more than just an impressive tool. Though quantity does have a certain quality to it LOL.

But also, if you do have an average or small penis length, you don’t have to go around telling everyone LOL. If the question doesn’t come up, don’t bring it up yourself.

And choose the girls you get with wisely. Mean, selfish girls are usually not worth it no matter how big your cock is or isn’t.

~ Nicole, you’re sexy young stripper 🙂

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Being A Stripper And Having A Boyfriend

I don’t have a boyfriend right now. Boyfriends – at least in the way most people think of that word when they hear it – can be a headache. I have “boyfriends” by my definition of the word, but not a true conventional steady guy. My boyfriends are guys I like to hang out with and have sex with, simple as that! If they get to be a drag I move on fast, but it’s almost always a plural thing for me.

I’m not gonna commit to one guy because I know I’d cheat on him lol. That’s not because I’m a stripper, it’s just how I am. I’m total cock tease and a horrible flirt, and I’m not gonna stop, so there you go. Maybe someday I’ll find a guy that totally blows me away, but for now, I keep meeting more and more guys I want to play with. So until some guy sweeps me off my feet, I’m all about teasing, flirting and having sex as I please 🙂

I like seeing many different men. Guys who each have things about them that I like. It’s perfect because this way I have someone to enjoy no matter what mood I‘m in 🙂 Sometimes I want the dreamy romantic evening, sometimes straight to bed. Sometimes totally laid back, sometimes spontaneous and wild. And sometimes I want to be “made love to” long and slow, while other times I want that hot and nasty fetish style sex!!!

It’s kinda like choosing what you’re gonna have for dinner. There might be one meal you really enjoy, but if you eat it every day it soon gets totally boring.

I’m a woman of many, varied tastes lol, especially when it comes to men and sex. I like to sample many different dishes. The best I enjoy often, but never the same as a routine. A few days in a row perhaps, if the meal is totally fantastic, but the flavors go bland if I keep swallowing down the same meal for too long, no matter how “spicy” the dish may be rofl

I have a very open mind towards sex, and indulge my sexual fantasies shamelessly! I love fetish play and being as naughty as I can be! Women love to feel sexy and sought after, it’s why we take so much time on our appearance and love things like clothes and shoes so much. It’s also why we tease – because we want to be pursued. But women also love sex and have fantasies no less raunchy than men do. It’s stupid that boys get to act like dogs and it’s like some proof of manhood. But if a girl enjoys sex, she’s a slut. My ass!

I don’t meet all or even most of my boyfriends in some strip club, but the highly sexual environment I’m in does put me in a certain mood. Some strippers get turned off to sex, or sex with guys, but that hasn’t happened to me. Except for guys who are total jerks, I don’t think bad of men for how they act in clubs. What else would you expect guys to do with hot, sexy girls dancing all around them with little or nothing on lol??? Besides, when I’m just hanging out and not stripping, I act the same way as them. I love going to strip clubs, and being naughty like that. Total stripper fetish for sure and I love it!

I’m bisexual, but I prefer men. Love being with girls, friends with girls, sex with girls, all that good stuff. But as pain in the ass as they can be, guys have me in the end. It’s not just the cock lol, it’s the whole masculine thing. I don’t mean guys that try to be bossy, that crap don’t play with me. I mean guys who are real men and know how to treat a sexy thing like me right 🙂

Speaking of cock, I guess I’m something of a “size queen” when it comes to what a guy‘s packing. Gotta be long and thick, so it can get deep down inside of me lol – that’s so dirty!!! If his cock isn‘t up to my standards, then his tongue has gotta be totally amazing. But even then, guy’s are almost never as good as girls when it comes to eating pussy. And a strip club provides some of the most skillful female tongues imaginable lol!!! So that cock is of prime importance when it comes down to chances of getting the good stuff with me.

But being a beautiful, sexy stripper *winks* doesn’t help things when it comes to trying to have a serious boyfriend either. So it’s not just my teasing flirt nature screwing things up. No matter how “cool with it” a guy says he is, that attitude never lasts. Men love dating strippers at first, but then after a few weeks the jealousy thing totally kicks in bad. Then they gotta go. I’ve gotten hurt that way in the past and learned my lesson.

I’m leaving to go to work very shortly. I don’t like doing afternoon shifts in clubs, so I‘m always in late. I know some strippers like it because it’s more laid back and frees up your night. And because if its going good you can sometimes carry over. But I’ve always preferred nighttime to the day. Something far more sexy about the moon than the sun, and I’m just a night person to begin with.

Gonna be late, tease ya later!!

~ Sexy Cock Tease Nicole

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Sexy High Heel Shoes Make Everything Better!

Sick with a cold or not, I just had to go buy some shoes today! Nothing is a better cold cure for women than a new pair of sexy high heels!!! 🙂 I went with one of my sissy friends who comes to visit us at the club. He/she makes stripper dresses and costumes and does all sorts of custom alterations. We all love her cause she’s so sweet!

And I paid way less than regular price for them HA!!! Here’s a picture  –

I was going to get a nice strappy pair of sandals but I saw these and fell in love with them! I have the perfect pair of sunglasses to go with them and a number of different sexy outfit options. The picture doesn’t really do them justice, they’re a much richer red in person. Those studs give them just a touch of a fetish look and I love it. I can’t wait to wear them, I just wish it would get warm already!

I would never wear these dancing at the strip club. Not only are they not made for it, they’d get ruined. These aren’t really the kind of shoes you have sex in either. Throw your leg up the wrong way and someone might get a face full of flying wedge sandal! And that someone could well be me since I’m probably gonna be on my back with my legs up!!! No, these are “all me” shoes! 🙂

For a stripper, high heels are a love / hate relationship. All women love shoes, but when you dance for hours on end, they really kill your feet. And the kind of sexy fetish shoes that strippers wear, aren’t exactly made to be easy on your body. Those super high platforms are the worst, but guys love them. It’s like, the more outrageous, fetish-y and uncomfortable, the more the guys go crazy lol. Oh what an exotic dancer must endure to tease her loving fans!!!

You wear low sandals and the managers get mad at you and eventually some dope stomps on your foot. You wear high platforms and everyone is happy, but you’re lucky if you don’t break your ankle trying to get on and off some of the stages out there. You can’t win.

Thigh high boots are great because they protect your legs when you work the pole or crawl on stage, and they make you feel not only sexy but powerful lol. But they get uncomfortable after a while, and they can take only so much of a beating before you have to get a guy to buy you new ones *winks*. Thigh high boots always make me think of dominatrix sex and BDSM. Powerful women who don’t take crap – that’s sooo hot! When I put a pair on I get all bossy with guys lol. No cock tease then, just “give me now” as I get all dominant *winks*

When it comes to guys making requests for me to wear things on stage when I‘m stripping, most of the time its about what I’m going to put on my feet. Every guy has his own thing, some with excellent taste and some absolutely ridiculous. But that’s how sex is – people get turned on by all different things for all different reasons. Believe me, a foot fetish is tame compared to some of the insanity I’ve heard when it comes to sex fantasies!!! Besides, how great is it to have a guy who loves women’s shoes??? You KNOW he is going to be buying you all sorts of sexy things, and will actually look forward to shopping with you lol.

Shoe and foot fetish is very common with men. I say that not just based on my experiences while stripping, but it’s so obvious everywhere you look. Sexy shoes look great on women and men love it. And they love it when you leave them on during sex! The right shoes make it sooo easy to tease men and work them up 🙂 Try walking around the house in nothing but stockings and high heels and see how fast you’ve got a hard cock to deal with lol!!! The unspoken requests for sex are often the loudest and most effective of all!!!

But it’s not just men that have a foot fetish, women do too. We love shoes, love pampering our feet, getting our nails done, all of it. I’d say every girl has something of a foot fetish, and no woman doesn’t love a long foot massage. And that’s especially true of a stripper. Best is when you get a nice guy in the club who just wants you to put your feet on his lap so he can rub them for you *moans*. And they pay you for it too how great is that!!!

My sissy friend bought ones that look a lot like these –

They had a bunch of different colors and she spent like 20 minutes debating the pink or red, but settled on the red finally.

Oh, aren’t they the most adorable little sissy shoes!!! So lacey fetish cute!! They aren’t really my style but they looked so sweet on my friend. She was sitting there on the couch just waving her dainty little foot back and forth with one on.

I know there are a bunch of sissies who will read this and say “oh, I’ve got better shoes than that” – SO CATTY!!!. Just trust me, they looked really wonderful on her, and she was so happy with them.

And yes, I know, I only bought one pair of shoes. It was a real challenge controlling myself like that but these were a little expensive, and I’m trying to show some self discipline.

~ Sexy Cocktease Nicole

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Why Do Some Girls Hate Being Hit On?

I know some girls hate being hit on. They find it annoying to always have guys around them, pestering and fawning. I love it! *laughs*. It’s all a matter of how you handle things I suppose, and your outlook. As a stripper I’ve had to get used to being around guys and having them constantly ask if they can get my number, or take me out, or if I’m “available for private dancing” – gee, what does THAT mean? – and that kinda stuff.

It doesn’t bother me. Why should it, isn’t that what all women want?

I take it as a compliment. I mean if I couldn’t handle men wanting me, I wouldn’t be a stripper in the first place. If the guy is gorgeous or plain average, he’s still a person and if another human being is all starry eyed over you, take it as the compliment it is. If he acts like a jerk, then that’s different. But trust me, unless you’re an exotic dancer or work in a bar, you really don’t know what having to deal with jerks means.

Just because I’m a stripper doesn’t make things any different. Sure, I’ve always loved having men hit on me, and if some girl wants to call me a slut, go screw your ugly self. Fact is, ask yourself why do you get dressed up sexy and go out to clubs if you don’t want men to hit on you? What, you think only the kind of guys that parade around in your sexual fantasies are going to be attracted to you? Be glad men do hit on you, imagine how you’d feel if you were the awkward girl standing against the wall that no one wanted. Spend a couple long nights in her shoes and you’ll learn to be a lot nicer to the guys that give you attention now.

Besides, you might find out that one of those “average” looking guys is fantastic in bed. Hot sex comes in all kinds of packages, and sometimes the prettiest boxes are deceptively shallow in content.

I get hit on ALL THE TIME, and I don’t mean just in strip clubs when I’m dancing. Anywhere. I’ve had guys approach me every way possible, from gentlemanly to rude requests for sex. If the guy is a jerk, I get mad at him for being a jerk, not for approaching me. Jerks are the problem, not the constant attention.

But if the guy is unattractive, and not a jerk to me, I don’t see how it’s cool for me to be a jerk to him. That just makes me the idiot. Nothing says I gotta have sex with him just because he asked to buy me a drink. And nothing says “ugly” faster than a pretty face that behaves like crap when it‘s uncalled for.

I know that when I said – “why do you get dressed up sexy and go out to clubs if you don’t want men to hit on you?” – some smart ass is going to say – “I dress sexy for myself”. Oh puh-leeze!. What does that really mean? Yeah, we all dress sexy for ourselves, but it’s because we want to be seen looking that way, and noticed for it. You don’t get all dressed up to stay at home by yourself. And you don’t get dressed up in the hope no one will think you are hot and sexy except you.

Speaking of staying home, I’ve still got this crappy cold. Nothing worse than a stripper wearing hardly anything, dancing around guys and sneezing all over them. Real Sexy That!! So here my cute little bottom sits with a sore nose 😦

I’m still thinking about that fetish phone sex thing I mentioned. My friend got me to write some stuff and she put it together on a site but I don’t know. I haven’t logged in for any of it yet and still am not sure about it. Not that I doubt myself just doubt the time I have available. I hate doing something half assed. Funny thing is, if I knew I was gonna be sick I could have scheduled something to try it out.

I’m gonna go blow my nose now *laughs*, hope you get laid tonight! 🙂

~ Sexy Cocktease Nicole

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Dancing Nude For Men

Hi guys!!! My name is Nicole and I’m a 20 year old blonde who loves to dance for men and tease them with my hot little body 🙂

I know that sounds like such a line but it’s really true. Dancing is something I’ve loved since I was a kid. I went through a long princess ballerina phase that drove my parents crazy *laughs*. But as soon as I started getting seriously interested in boys, that changed into something much more naughty.

I used to dream about being a stripper, dancing on a stage surrounded by men. All of their eyes locked on me, all of them wanting me, and me owning the entire room. Then, me having my pick of them if I wanted, when I was done being such a dirty tease for them all *winks*. The thought of a man’s hard cock pressed tight against his pants while he’s watching me dance really gets me hot. Just about all of my sexual fantasies revolve around that kind of scene, and going into a new club for the first time still sends a powerful thrill through me.

I always dated boys that were older than me, and I’d make them take me to strip clubs just so I could watch the girls. Those sexy tight dresses and really high heels made me so hot and so jealous! And seeing the best girls work the pole made me just want to dance even more. They could tell it really turned me on, and most strippers love to dance for other girls so they’d tease me like mad. Trust me, exotics dancers hold back much more with men than they do women. The things those girls would do to me with their knees, pressing one down between my legs as they moved to the music!!! I’d purposely wear a tight shirt with no bra just so I could feel their nipples against mine when they were close!! *laughs* Such good memories, and now I‘m the stripper doing the naughtiness! Back then, my best boyfriends would get me lap dances, if I promised to “dance” on their laps later! By that time I’d be sooo worked up I couldn’t wait to get their pants off. I guess you could say I’m not just a dancer, but I’ve also got a stripper fetish myself.

I can’t say how old I was when I first started out as an exotic dancer, but I have years of experience now. My first real job was as a stripper and that’s all I’ve done since. Like I said, I love doing it and I plan to continue for at least another decade. I’m not stupid with my money, so at the rate I’m going I should be very well off by then!!

I’ve never had any problem with being naked – I’m too damn hot to be shy like that *winks*. Seriously, I know I’m a damn fine looking girl, and I love to show it off. I was born to be sexy and I’m going to enjoy it as much as I can.

I’ve thought about playing around with something like fetish phone sex, but I don’t have a lot of time, especially at night. A friend of mine does it and says I’d have fun since I love being such a cock tease and enjoy talking to men about sex and naughty things like their dirty boy sexual fantasies! And yeah you know you guys are dirty minded perverts, and I love it !! But the problem is I’d just about never be around on weekend nights and I sleep during the day, so I’m not sure how that would work out. I like to go out to clubs when I’m not stripping, but then again if I had fun doing it I’d probably make some time.

I’ve got a cold so I’m trapped at home right now and this really sucks!!! Starting this blog cheered me up a little, and I hope I’ll meet some dirty boys here that will keep me company when I’m all alone 🙂

Bye guys!

~ Sexy Cocktease Nicole

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